A.K.A. Chip Harrison: including Make Out with Murder and The Topless Tulip Caper

MY NAME IS CHIP HARRISON

Two years ago I was 17 and a virgin. And unemployed. Now I am no longer a virgin and I have this terrific job as assistant to private detective Leo Haig, which shows you what you can do if you really put your mind to it. So now I’m playing Archie to Nero Wolfe. He’s a regular genius. Leo. Not me.

This time we had a dandy little murder. A beautiful topless dancer, Cherry Bounce. And the cops were trying to pin it on our client, Tulip Willing, another topless dancer. And Cherry’s roommate.

I really dug Tulip. And I certainly couldn’t see her as a murderer. There were a lot of other places I could see her, though.

My bed, for instance.

But first to business. To find the real killer.

And to see if Tulip would be willing.