Aye Do or Die

Darcy Cavanaugh zips herself into Retro polka dots and sails under the Golden Gate to be a bridesmaid for a fellow nurse–and to put a lot of nautical miles between herself and a certain hive-inducing velvet jewelry box. Was that really an engagement ring she saw hidden under a stack of her boyfriend’s boxer shorts? Darcy’s certain she’s genetically programmed for relationship failure, especially after last year’s humiliating disaster with Firefighter Sam.

The “booze cruise,” with its rowdy entourage of Traveler Nurses and practical joking firefighters, gives Darcy time to think about the impending proposal as well as a respite from the annoying reality that she’s been the target of a poet stalker. And then suddenly Firefighter Sam climbs the gangway; a poem is taped to her cabin door . . . and someone tries to murder the groomsmen one by one.