Bill Gates’ Personal Super Secret Private Laptop A Microspoof

WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TODAY — IF YOU HAD 50 BILLION DOLLARS?

Find out on Bill Gates’ Personal Super Secret Private Laptop: A Microspoof. Due to a miraculous twist of fate, the laptop you hold in your hand came into the possession of Henry Beard, John Boswell, and Ron Barrett, a trio of concerned, if computer-illiterate, citizens and authors of such bestselling humor books as O.J.’s Legal Pad and French for Cats. Now that these three have hired precocious preteens to hock into Gates’ secret notes, plans, e-mails, and to-do lists, we can all be privy to the intellectual property of the richest man in the world.

Fabulously fabricated in two-color throughout, Bill Gates’ Personal Super Secret Private Laptop exhaustively captures the mind, spirit, and nerdiness of Bill Gates — the guy who owns you, or soon will.