Heavy Weather

Lord Tilbury’s blood pressure is rocketing skywards. The Hon. Galahad Threepwood’s decision not to publish his scandalous reminiscences will lose him a small fortune. But he’s one of the bulldog breed who don’t readily admit defeat.

Monty Bodkin, abruptly given the boot by Lord Tilbury, has taken up his secretarial duties at Blandings Castle, home of Lord Emsworth and his adored pig, Empress of Blandings. There, it seems the publication – or otherwise – of the memoirs is becoming a “cause celebre”.

Three camps are forming: those who want the book published, those who want it suppressed and those who, including Monty on one side and Percy Pilbeam, private detective, on the other, who have been sent to steal it. Whichever side they’re on it’s bound to involve blackmail, theft and the abduction of the Empress . . .