Hogar, dulce hogar

The Eastern Valley High School Alumni newsletter, Catamount Notes, is bursting with tales of success; former students include a bankable politician and a famous baseball star, not to mention a major-label recording artist. Then there is the appalling, yet utterly lovable Lewis Miner, class of ’89 – a.k.a. Teabag – who did not pan out. This is his confession in all its bitter, lovelorn glory.