How to Make People Think You Are Normal

Good Reasons to Buy This Book:

-The pages could be eaten during famine.

-If this book is in your hip pocket when a dog bites you, it could save your tattoo

-It contains humor for people who are so smart, normal people don’t understand them.

-This book will probably not cause you to gain weight

-It contains every letter necessary for you to write the next great American novel. All you have to do is organize them in the proper order,