The Bushwhacked Piano

Imagine:

(1) A bona-fide American freak tooling across country in a green Hudson Hornet hotly pursuing (2) a darling little millionairess who thirsts for “real experience” (3) teamed up with a double amputee, the world’s fastest talking con man with a scheme to build bat towers for day-glo bats that can rid any area of insects “practically overnight.” And you’ll understand why The Bushwhacked Piano has been acclaimed from reviewer to reviewer!