The Onion Platinum Prestige Encore Gold Premium Collector’s Collection

The Onion Platinum Prestige Encore Gold Premium Collector’s Edition contains the first three books by The Onion, America’s Finest News Our Dumb Century ; The Onion’s Finest News Reporting, Vol. 1 ; and Dispatches from the Tenth Circle .

This handsome gift package boasts many extraordinary and unique features,

• Fully Turnable Pages
• Genuine Repackaging
• Remastered Binding
• Easy-to-Read Black Type
• Thousands of Commas
• A One-of-a-Kind ISBN
• Front-Wheel Drive, Dual Airbags, and Rich Leather Interior

Own the three Onion classics, plus this beautiful box—three books for the price of three!