The War Between the Pitiful Teachers and the Splendid Kids

Shark-infested rice pudding didn’t work. Eating Mrs. Jerome didn’t work. Even stealing Mr. Snockadocka’s beloved Grammar Charts didn’t work. There was only one choice left. And that was war!

And what a war it was! The kids had Skinny Malinky, the worst kid of them all–but the teachers had Mr. Foreclosure. The kids had Big Alice, but the teachers had the Rococo Knight. The kids had Honor, Truth, Justice, and Freedom on their side. The teachers had…The Status Quo Solidifier!
The Staus Quo Solidifier, the insidious plan of scheming Mr. Foreclosure, would turn the kids into Perfect Young People before they knew it. But Skinny Malinky knew it, and he vowed revenge!

But first things first: It all started at a school called Scratchland, where there was a rule for every exception–and an exception to every rule!