Time Travellers Strictly Cash

Human or otherwise, regardless of race, creed or dimension of origin, if you’re looking for a good time in a place where the beer is always flowing, and the stories always out of this world, step up to the bar at Callahan’s. There’ll be tales–Oh, are there tales! Like the one about a loud-mouthed time traveler who capitalized on a rip in the space-time continuum; or the one about Ralph the talking, gin-drinking German Shepherd created by a demented genius shrink. But don’t believe us. Ask Ralph. He’ll tell you himself. Also don’t forget to watch out for the deadly toasts–especially the Melba toast! And above all, remember… Time Travelers Strictly Cash.