Uncle Vanya: A Version of the Play by Anton Chekhov

MARINA. [Shaking her head] This house is topsy-turvy! The Professor gets up at noon, the samovar is kept boiling all the morning, and everything has to wait for him. Before they came we used to have dinner at one o’clock, like everybody else, but now we have it at seven. The Professor sits up all night writing and reading, and suddenly, at two o’clock, there goes the bell! Heavens, what’s that? The Professor wants some tea! Wake the servants, light the samovar! Lord, how topsy-turvy!