Welcome to Lumpy Gravy

Lumpy Gravy is a syndicated cartoon enjoyed around the country by millions of readers who revel in its fresh edgy, twisted take on life. It was created by John Long on a dare – while juggling dual careers as a serious artist and fireman, he drew his first cartoon to prove to his wife that he had a sense of humor. (He won.)

John’s personal philosophy is, “Life is like lumpy gravy. You try to make it smooth, but somehow it always seems to have lumps.”

Hooray for lumps!